You wake up in the morning and you decide to build a Web Application. But that is just the beginning of a difficult decision -- what language are you going to use?

You wake up in the morning and decide to have toast for breakfast. But that's not all you have to decide, it's even more important to decide what you should spread on your toast.

• Chocolate Spread / PHP : It's nice and easy, but it's not really proper food, is it?
• Strawberry Jam / Java : It all fruit! That's got to be good for you, right? But the seeds are gonna get in your teeth, and the sugar is going to rot them...
• Chunky Peanut Butter / Perl : It looks like you've spread vomit over your toast, but, mmm-mmm, it tastes nice.
• Marmite / Lisp : You either love it or you hate it.
• Vegemite / Scheme : A slightly more palatable version of Marmite, but it's really hard to find in stores.
• Peanut Butter with Jam / Ruby : Sounds crazy. That's for kids, right? And talk about taking ages to spread. But argue all you like -- once you've tasted it, you'll believe in it...